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    Huh sardar Jee sms

    "Sardar, Pathan aur Hathi"


    Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
    to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
    Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…


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    Re: sardar Jee sms

    "Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi"

    Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
    Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)


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    Re: sardar Jee sms

    "Sardar Jee speed kYun badha di"

    Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

    sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain


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    Re: sardar Jee sms

    "Sardar bachpan Vich"

    Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

    Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

    Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.


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    Re: sardar Jee sms

    "Stupid eVerY Year"

    Interviewer:What is your birth date?
    Sardar:13th October.
    Interviewer: Which year?
    Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
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    Re: sardar Jee sms

    Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

    Why?

    Because guru ji told him
    Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P

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