"Sardar, Pathan aur Hathi"
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
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"Sardar, Pathan aur Hathi"
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
SIGNATURE LOADING.......
"Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi"
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
SIGNATURE LOADING.......
"Sardar Jee speed kYun badha di"
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain
SIGNATURE LOADING.......
"Sardar bachpan Vich"
Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...
Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
SIGNATURE LOADING.......
"Stupid eVerY Year"
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
SIGNATURE LOADING.......
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
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