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    Kz[] luv iz en0ugh reas0n 2 get hurt[]
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    This poem is dedicated to all my friends.

    Ek din zindgi aisay mukam pe pohanch jaye gi,

    Dosti to sirf yadon main hi reh jaye gi ,

    Hr mazak ki bat yad doston ki dilaye gi ,

    Aur hasty hasty phir ankh num ho jaye gi ,

    Office k room main classroom nazar ayegi ,

    Paisa to bht hoga
    Mgr usey lutane ki waja hi kho jaegi ,

    G le khul k is pal ko mery dost,
    Q k zindgi in palon ko phir se nhi dohraye gi.

    "I love you All my sweet friend's.


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    Kal Raat Main Ne Apne Saray Dukh Kamray K Deewaaron Se Keh Dalay,

    Ab Main Sota Rehta hoon Deewaaren Roti Rehti Hain..!

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    WASI SHAH

    Ik arzoo hy puri parwrdgar kre,
    Men dair se jaon wo mra intzar kre.

    Apne hathon se sanwarun zlfein uski,
    Wo shrma kr mhabat ka iqrar kre.

    Lipat jay mjhse aalm-e-madhoshi men,
    Or josh-o-janun men mhabat ka izhar kre.

    Ho shab-e-wisal ac ya RAB!,
    K bheegi zulfon se mujhe bedaar kre.

    Jab use chor k jana chahun Wasi,
    Wo roke or ik raat ka israr kre,
    "Qasam khuda ki main kisi or ki ho nhi sakti",
    Ye wada-e-wafa wo bar bar kre..




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    American: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
    .
    Pakistani: 1,Maah mein,
    .
    American: Ye Hamary Mulk mein to 2,weeks mein ban jati hai,
    .
    .
    Thora agay jany k bad phir poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
    .
    Pakistani: Sirf 2,weeks mein,
    .
    American: Hamary Mulk mein to 3,Days mein ban jati hai,
    .
    Habib-Bank Plaza k pas se Guzry to American ne poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
    .
    Pakistani (Ghussy se): Pata Nahi Subha to Nahi Thi.!!







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    *Kal sham us k tasawar ka nasha tha itna.

    ."FARAZ".

    *K neend ai to ankhon ne bura man lia.* LUCKY.BOY



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    Reporter ny aik zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira..
    "Kia wo phat gaya tha?"

    Zakhmi (Ghussey se):
    Nahi.Wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola "AYI TAA"



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    =ABY-O JiGR=
    Apun ko Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka He
    Bole T0
    CHAPTER CLOSE
    Agr Compromise Krne Ka He To
    4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

    warna khalas.



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    Kheriyat to h is time mis cal di?




















































    Ye msg sb ko send kro or dekho kitny rply aty he k mne nai di.enjoy kro.

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    Ajab takazay hain chahaton k,

    Bari kathan ye musafatein hen,

    Main jis ki raahon me bik gaya ho,

    Usi ko mujhse shikayaten hen,

    Shikayaten sab baja hen lekin,

    Main kese us ko yaqeen dilao,

    Jo mujh ko jaan se aziz tar hai,

    Usay bhulao to mar na jao Main,

    Main is khamoshi k imtehan may,

    Kaha kaha se guzar gaya hun,

    Usay khabar b nae hai shayad,

    Main dheeray dheeray bikhar gaya hon...!!4u






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    Jab tum sheeshe k samne ate h t shesh kehta hai
    'beautiful'


    r jab tum jate h t shesha kehta hai


    "april fool''

    (".)/' <)
    _/\_





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    Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes. What u c? Tell me...! Girl- True love. Boy- O andhi! itna bara baal nazar nhi aya? Nikaal jaldi.. Bari aai true love ki bachi:





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    SMS apni Zimadari pe Parhna Warna Bina Parhay hi Delet krdo ?

    1 Cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha:
    1 plate bulghum
    1 fry naak
    1 glass ulti ka shake
    1 fresh thook ki botel
    1 loos motion ka salan
    2 gobar malai mar k
    1 garm ma garm potty ka halwa le ao
    Or han thora balgum me ulti ka tarka laga k baghal ka pasina mila dena
    Lekin
    Nakhoon or galay ka mail thora masal k dalna oper se 4,5 chupkali k dumain fri kar k dal dena
    Par haath safeguard se
    dho lena



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    Gadhay Ne pathan Ko Laat Mari,pathan Uss k Peechhe Bhaga,
    Usay Raaste Me "Zebra"Mila
    Pathan ne Zebra Ko Lat Mari aur Bola:
    "Sala!Sweater Pehn K Ullu Banata hai.





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    Pathan k ghar choor aagya Pathan ne dekha tu Choor bhaga Pathan bhagta bhagta choor se b aagay nikal gya . Pathan: Aik tu chori oper se hum se race?...





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    Humko Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do,


    Muftay Ka maal khana Chor Do,


    Tumhari khushbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai,



    Bartan Walay Saabun Se Nahana Chor Do... Hahahaha:-)



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    Jab Kaanch
    uthany parh
    Jayen
    tm hath
    hmara le
    Jana..
    Jab Khud
    Ko
    tanha Pao
    to tm 7
    hmara le
    Jana..
    Jab smjho
    Jeet
    Muqadar hy,
    or rstay
    Hain
    dushwar boht,
    na chahte
    b tum
    Keh dena,
    bay baak
    sahara le
    Jana,,
    Jo baazi
    ab tm
    Jitogy,
    Jo manziL
    ab tm
    Paogay,
    phir chaho
    to ye
    Keh dena,
    K ManziL
    thi mqsod
    Mujhe,
    Kab sath
    hmara
    chhoota
    hy,
    ik muskurahat
    de
    Jana,
    tum Jaan
    hmari le
    Jana.



    Jab Kaanch uthaney parh
    Jayen,
    tm hath
    hmara le
    Jana.

    ~ (_){\/}! ~



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    Is dunya me
    Bs 2 hi cheezain esi hain jin ki dunya dewani hai
    -
    -
    -
    -
    1st. . .
    chand
    n 2nd. . .
    -
    -

    Ap
    -
    -
    -
    --
    -
    -
    -
    -
    -
    - .-
    -
    -
    Ne Mujhy to dekha hi hoga. . . .;-





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    Mana k naseeb me mery koi HUMDARD nai,

    Phir b koi SHIKWA koi GHAM nai,

    TANHA thy or tanha hi jaen gy,

    Bad naseeb to wo hain jin k naseeb me HUM nai..


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    Kabhi itni Shiddat Se Bhi Us Ki Yaad Aati Hai.. *..DOSTON..*

    Main Bas Palken Milata Hoon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain...!



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    Usay qadar hi nhi pyar ki hum kia krty

    Usay fursat nhi iqraar ki hum kia krtey

    Usay zindagi se ziada hum chahte hain.

    Usay aitebar hi nhi to hum kia krte...



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    Hawain kehti hain PYAR karo,

    Fizain kehti hain PYAR karo,

    Baharen kehti hain PYAR karo,

    Or ghar wale kehte hain k

    abhi tum chote ho INTIZAR karo.




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    Lala: Oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?
    Qasai: Bakra langra tha
    Lala: Or Dil?
    Qasai:Wo bakri legai
    Lala:Baba dimagh to hoga?
    Qasai: Sorry Lala
    Bakra PATHAN tha.;



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    Wo jo hansta tha ehle-e-dil pe kabhi,

    Ro para khud ko dekh ker tanha,

    Neend waloon ko kya khabar iss ki,

    Kon jaga ha raat bhar tanha..?
    !"SWEET.LOVER"!



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    Apki
    personality per 1 sher arz kia hai

    Suraj hamesha chand k sath rahe ga

    Wah Wah


    Tu
    gadha tha
    gadha hai
    aur
    gadha he rahe ga.!.


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    Kya
    jab
    dekho
    mobile
    men
    lage
    rahte
    ho
    kabhi
    msg
    parh
    rahe
    ho
    to
    kabhi
    call
    karte
    ho
    Yeh
    jo
    msg
    he
    na
    ye
    bhi
    mujhe
    kisi
    ne
    bheja
    he
    ab
    ye
    msg
    itna
    bara
    he
    k
    tum
    parh
    parh
    k
    thak
    jao
    ge
    magar
    ye
    massage
    khatam
    nahin
    hoga
    ab
    tum
    soch
    rahe
    hoge
    k
    ye
    kab
    ******
    khatam
    ho
    or
    men
    bhi
    kisi
    ko
    bhejon
    or
    bhej
    k
    tang
    karon
    ye
    msg
    itni
    aasani
    se
    tumhari
    jan
    chorni
    wala
    nahin
    he
    is
    k
    badle
    aap
    ko
    muskurana
    ho
    ga
    us
    k
    liye
    jis
    ne
    aap
    ko
    ye
    message
    kiya
    hai
    ha ha ha:


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    Chand se Jab Mulakat hoti hay

    Aap K barey mey Baat hoti hay

    Wo kehta hay Mery pas Khoobsurat Sitarey hain

    Hum kehty hain Unsey b Khoobsurat Dost Hamary hain@



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    Likhi hai ye ghazal SIRF TERE LIYE,

    Dewana bana Bi to SIRF TERE LIYE,

    Kisi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN,

    Nazren tarsengi b to SIRF TERE LIYE,

    Hr saans me Yaad karunga tujhe,

    Ye saans niklegi b to sirf tara liye,

    Har Pyar se pyary lagty ho tum mujhe,

    Mene Pyar sikha b to sirf TERE LIYE,

    Jab b barish hui to teri Yaad aai,

    Aur Barish me bheega b to sirf TERE LIYE,

    Hansi to mere Labon se rooth gai,

    Magar jis Roz b hansa to sirf TERE LIYE..






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    "CHAND" Ne Mujh Se Kaha K "ISHQ"
    Na Kar Tu Dewana Ho Jae Ga,
    Main Ne "CHAND" Se Kaha K Tu SMS
    "PRHNE WLE" Se Mil Tujhe Bhi Ishq Ho Jaya ga.




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    Qanonan vote dalne k lye 18 sal umar,,
    aur
    Shadi k lye 21 sal umar hona zarori hai...

    Yani k . . .






    Bivi sambhalna mulk sambhalne se zyada mushkil hai:-)




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    To Ek Anmol sa Phool Hai,

    Ham Tujhe Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,

    Koi Yad Humen Na Kare Gila Nahi,

    Hum apno Ko Nahi Bhulaty ye apna Usool hai



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    Scratch it ||||||||||||||
    I||||||||||||
    I ||||||||||||
    I M||||||||||
    I MI||||||||
    I MIS||||||
    I MISS||||
    I MISS |||
    I MISS Y||
    I MISS YO|
    I MISS YOU





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    Father.What about ur result?
    Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy
    Father. What about u.
    Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy.
    Father. N whats ur result.?
    Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy
    Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs....
    Son. Tum kea Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara baita pas hoga..





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    "us k Hoty B Tanhai Mili "

    wafa kar k b"
    Bewafai mili"

    "Jitni Dua Ki usey Pany Ki"
    "Us Sy Zyada us ki Judai Mili...






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    "DOSTI" milti ha yaha Qismat se,,


    "SUB" ki Qismat mai Wafa nahi hoti.,


    "JIN" Dilon mai Hum rehty hain,,


    "Wahan" Nafrat ki Jaga nhi hoti.





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    Meri khali jaib ko meri ghareebi na samajh "Faraz"

    Agar Khauf-e-Khuda na hota to main bhi moonchhon wala kutta hota..

    Samajh to aap gaye hoge...





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    Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawal kia k
    "Agar hmaray naseeb me pehley se hi sab kuch likh dia gya hai to phir dua kyun kren?

    "Bazurg" ne farmaya k
    "Ho sakta hi teray Parwardigar ne yehi Tumharay naseeb me likh dia ho k Mango gay to milay ga warna nahi"




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    Kash wo kbhi palko pe sajaye mujhe,

    Rotho kbhi me to wo manaye mujhe,

    Dil uski yad se ek pal bhi ghafil nhi,

    Phir kaise Mumkin hai ke woh bhul jaye mujhe.




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    Kya bharosa hai zindagani ka
    insan bul bula hai pani ka

    Jee rahe hain kapre badal badal kar

    1 Din 1 kapre me lejaenge kandhe badal-badal kar.


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    2009
    ka 1 aisa sawal jo apki nend haram kar dega.

    Wo kya cheez hai

    jo saal me 1 br
    mahine me 2 br
    hafte me 4 br
    or din me 6 br aati hai ?
    CHALLENGE FOR U






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    Dimagh hai to is word ko tarteeb do. LAJKANZ

    Ye 1 cute cheez ka name hai aur aap is ka name din me 5,6 martaba lete ho.
    Its chalenge for u..,




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    "Mohabbat dukh nhi deti"

    Agr be-gharz ho jazba

    Agr manzil banay rasta

    Agr chahat k pardey me

    koi lalach na ho lipta

    Agr tum sonp do sab kch

    Silay me kuch nahi maango

    Agr sauda na ho koi

    Mohabbat bas mohabbat ho

    Tou phir ye sukh hi deti hy

    Kabhi bhi dukh nhi deti

    Mohabbat dukh nhi deti.







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    Lout Aao Ab in "Raaton"Me

    K Raten Abi Adhori"Hen

    Lout Aao Ab in "Baton Me

    K Baten Abi Adhori"Hen

    Lout Ao Ab in Yadon"Me
    K Yaden Tm bin "Adhori"Hn

    Lout Ao Ab In "Wadon"ME

    K Wadon Me b "Majbori"he

    Lout Ao Ab in "Aankhon"Me

    K Aanso Behna "Zarori"hn

    Lout Ao Ab in "Sanson"Me

    K ZNDGI Tmse hi "Poori he.










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    Jo opar bhi hai niche bhi hai halka bhi hai bhari bhi hai jo khol jaey to band nahi hota or band ho jaey to kabhi khulta nahi it challang 4 u answar.




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    Mind jis ka
    ICE

    Life jis ki
    NICE

    Heart jis ka
    PURE

    Success miley
    SURE

    Nazar jis ki
    CLEAR

    Baney jo sab ka
    DEAR

    Dosti jis peh
    END

    Main hoon woh
    "Friend".



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    Shikayat Kiya Karon Dono Taraf Gham Ka Fasana He,

    Mere Aage Muhabbat He Tere Aage Zamana He,

    Pukara He Tujhe Manzil Ne Lekin Main Kahan Jaun,

    Bichar Kr Teri Dunya Se Kahan Mera Thikana He,

    Mubarak Ho Tujhe Jaan-e-wafa Khushyan Sabhi Teri,

    Mujhe To Zindagi Bhar Pyar Ka Wada Nibhana He








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    Tanha hon magar teri yaad mere pass he
    Tu nahi to tera ehsaas mere pass he

    Sun sakta hon teri dharkanon ki kahani
    Itna to mera dil tere dil k pass he/






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    great work dear

    thank for share us

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