MIX SMS COLLECTION

**SHANI945** · 14th March 2010, 01:02 AM

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This poem is dedicated to all my friends.

Ek din zindgi aisay mukam pe pohanch jaye gi,

Dosti to sirf yadon main hi reh jaye gi ,

Hr mazak ki bat yad doston ki dilaye gi ,

Aur hasty hasty phir ankh num ho jaye gi ,

Office k room main classroom nazar ayegi ,

Paisa to bht hoga
Mgr usey lutane ki waja hi kho jaegi ,

G le khul k is pal ko mery dost,
Q k zindgi in palon ko phir se nhi dohraye gi.

"I love you All my sweet friend's.

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Kal Raat Main Ne Apne Saray Dukh Kamray K Deewaaron Se Keh Dalay,

Ab Main Sota Rehta hoon Deewaaren Roti Rehti Hain..!
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WASI SHAH

Ik arzoo hy puri parwrdgar kre,
Men dair se jaon wo mra intzar kre.

Apne hathon se sanwarun zlfein uski,
Wo shrma kr mhabat ka iqrar kre.

Lipat jay mjhse aalm-e-madhoshi men,
Or josh-o-janun men mhabat ka izhar kre.

Ho shab-e-wisal ac ya RAB!,
K bheegi zulfon se mujhe bedaar kre.

Jab use chor k jana chahun Wasi,
Wo roke or ik raat ka israr kre,
"Qasam khuda ki main kisi or ki ho nhi sakti",
Ye wada-e-wafa wo bar bar kre..

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American: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
.
Pakistani: 1,Maah mein,
.
American: Ye Hamary Mulk mein to 2,weeks mein ban jati hai,
.
.
Thora agay jany k bad phir poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
.
Pakistani: Sirf 2,weeks mein,
.
American: Hamary Mulk mein to 3,Days mein ban jati hai,
.
Habib-Bank Plaza k pas se Guzry to American ne poucha: Ye Building kitny Din mein bani hai?
.
Pakistani (Ghussy se): Pata Nahi Subha to Nahi Thi.!!

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*Kal sham us k tasawar ka nasha tha itna.

."FARAZ".

*K neend ai to ankhon ne bura man lia.* ¥LUCKY.BOY¥

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Reporter ny aik zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira..
"Kia wo phat gaya tha?"

Zakhmi (Ghussey se):
Nahi.Wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola "AYI TAA"

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=ABY-O JiGR=
Apun ko Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka He
Bole T0
CHAPTER CLOSE
Agr Compromise Krne Ka He To
4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

warna khalas.

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Kheriyat to h is time mis cal di?

Ye msg sb ko send kro or dekho kitny rply aty he k mne nai di.enjoy kro.
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Ajab takazay hain chahaton k,

Bari kathan ye musafatein hen,

Main jis ki raahon me bik gaya ho,

Usi ko mujhse shikayaten hen,

Shikayaten sab baja hen lekin,

Main kese us ko yaqeen dilao,

Jo mujh ko jaan se aziz tar hai,

Usay bhulao to mar na jao Main,

Main is khamoshi k imtehan may,

Kaha kaha se guzar gaya hun,

Usay khabar b nae hai shayad,

Main dheeray dheeray bikhar gaya hon...!!4u

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Jab tum sheeshe k samne ate hö tò sheèshä kehta hai
'beautiful'

ör jab tum jate hö tò shesha kehta hai

"april fool''

(".)/' <)
_/\_

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Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes. What u c? Tell me...! Girl- True love. Boy- O andhi! itna bara baal nazar nhi aya? Nikaal jaldi.. Bari aai true love ki bachi:

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SMS apni Zimadari pe Parhna Warna Bina Parhay hi Delet krdo ?

1 Cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha:
1 plate bulghum
1 fry naak
1 glass ulti ka shake
1 fresh thook ki botel
1 loos motion ka salan
2 gobar malai mar k
1 garm ma garm potty ka halwa le ao
Or han thora balgum me ulti ka tarka laga k baghal ka pasina mila dena
Lekin
Nakhoon or galay ka mail thora masal k dalna oper se 4,5 chupkali k dumain fri kar k dal dena
Par haath safeguard se
dho lena

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Gadhay Ne pathan Ko Laat Mari,pathan Uss k Peechhe Bhaga,
Usay Raaste Me "Zebra"Mila
Pathan ne Zebra Ko Lat Mari aur Bola:
"Sala!Sweater Pehn K Ullu Banata hai.

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Pathan k ghar choor aagya Pathan ne dekha tu Choor bhaga Pathan bhagta bhagta choor se b aagay nikal gya . Pathan: Aik tu chori oper se hum se race?...

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Humko Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do,

Muftay Ka maal khana Chor Do,

Tumhari khushbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai,

Bartan Walay Saabun Se Nahana Chor Do... Hahahaha:-)

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Jab Kaanch
uthany parh
Jayen
tm hath
hmara le
Jana..
Jab Khud
Ko
tanha Pao
to tm 7
hmara le
Jana..
Jab smjho
Jeet
Muqadar hy,
or rstay
Hain
dushwar boht,
na chahte
b tum
Keh dena,
bay baak
sahara le
Jana,,
Jo baazi
ab tm
Jitogy,
Jo manziL
ab tm
Paogay,
phir chaho
to ye
Keh dena,
K ManziL
thi mqsod
Mujhe,
Kab sath
hmara
chhoota
hy,
ik muskurahat
de
Jana,
tum Jaan
hmari le
Jana.

Jab Kaanch uthaney parh
Jayen,
tm hath
hmara le
Jana.

~¤ (_){\/}! ¤~

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Is dunya me
Bs 2 hi cheezain esi hain jin ki dunya dewani hai
-
-
-
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1st. . .
chand
n 2nd. . .
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Ap
-
-
-
--
-
-
-
-
-
- .-
-
-
Ne Mujhy to dekha hi hoga. . . .;-

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Mana k naseeb me mery koi HUMDARD nai,

Phir b koi SHIKWA koi GHAM nai,

TANHA thy or tanha hi jaen gy,

Bad naseeb to wo hain jin k naseeb me HUM nai..

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Kabhi itni Shiddat Se Bhi Us Ki Yaad Aati Hai.. *..DOSTON..*

Main Bas Palken Milata Hoon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain...!

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Usay qadar hi nhi pyar ki hum kia krty

Usay fursat nhi iqraar ki hum kia krtey

Usay zindagi se ziada hum chahte hain.

Usay aitebar hi nhi to hum kia krte...

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Hawain kehti hain PYAR karo,

Fizain kehti hain PYAR karo,

Baharen kehti hain PYAR karo,

Or ghar wale kehte hain k

abhi tum chote ho INTIZAR karo.

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Lala: Oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?
Qasai: Bakra langra tha
Lala: Or Dil?
Qasai:Wo bakri legai
Lala:Baba dimagh to hoga?
Qasai: Sorry Lala
Bakra PATHAN tha.;

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Wo jo hansta tha ehle-e-dil pe kabhi,

Ro para khud ko dekh ker tanha,

Neend waloon ko kya khabar iss ki,

Kon jaga ha raat bhar tanha..?
!"SWEET.LOVER"!

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Apki
personality per 1 sher arz kia hai

Suraj hamesha chand k sath rahe ga

Wah Wah

Tu
gadha tha
gadha hai
aur
gadha he rahe ga.!.

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Kya
jab
dekho
mobile
men
lage
rahte
ho
kabhi
msg
parh
rahe
ho
to
kabhi
call
karte
ho
Yeh
jo
msg
he
na
ye
bhi
mujhe
kisi
ne
bheja
he
ab
ye
msg
itna
bara
he
k
tum
parh
parh
k
thak
jao
ge
magar
ye
massage
khatam
nahin
hoga
ab
tum
soch
rahe
hoge
k
ye
kab
******
khatam
ho
or
men
bhi
kisi
ko
bhejon
or
bhej
k
tang
karon
ye
msg
itni
aasani
se
tumhari
jan
chorni
wala
nahin
he
is
k
badle
aap
ko
muskurana
ho
ga
us
k
liye
jis
ne
aap
ko
ye
message
kiya
hai
ha ha ha:

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Chand se Jab Mulakat hoti hay

Aap K barey mey Baat hoti hay

Wo kehta hay Mery pas Khoobsurat Sitarey hain

Hum kehty hain Unsey b Khoobsurat Dost Hamary hain@

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Likhi hai ye ghazal SIRF TERE LIYE,

Dewana bana Bi to SIRF TERE LIYE,

Kisi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN,

Nazren tarsengi b to SIRF TERE LIYE,

Hr saans me Yaad karunga tujhe,

Ye saans niklegi b to sirf tara liye,

Har Pyar se pyary lagty ho tum mujhe,

Mene Pyar sikha b to sirf TERE LIYE,

Jab b barish hui to teri Yaad aai,

Aur Barish me bheega b to sirf TERE LIYE,

Hansi to mere Labon se rooth gai,

Magar jis Roz b hansa to sirf TERE LIYE..

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"CHAND" Ne Mujh Se Kaha K "ISHQ"
Na Kar Tu Dewana Ho Jae Ga,
Main Ne "CHAND" Se Kaha K Tu SMS
"PÅRHNE WÅLE" Se Mil Tujhe Bhi Ishq Ho Jaya ga.

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Qanonan vote dalne k lye 18 sal umar,,
aur
Shadi k lye 21 sal umar hona zarori hai...

Yani k . . .

Bivi sambhalna mulk sambhalne se zyada mushkil hai:-)

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To Ek Anmol sa Phool Hai,

Ham Tujhe Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,

Koi Yad Humen Na Kare Gila Nahi,

Hum apno Ko Nahi Bhulaty ye apna Usool hai

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I MISS YOU

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Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy
Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy.
Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy
Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs....
Son. Tum kea Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara baita pas hoga..

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"us k Hoty B Tanhai Mili "

wafa kar k b"
Bewafai mili"

"Jitni Dua Ki usey Pany Ki"
"Us Sy Zyada us ki Judai Mili...

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"DOSTI" milti ha yaha Qismat se,,

"SUB" ki Qismat mai Wafa nahi hoti.,

"JIN" Dilon mai Hum rehty hain,,

"Wahan" Nafrat ki Jaga nhi hoti.

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Meri khali jaib ko meri ghareebi na samajh "Faraz"

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda na hota to main bhi moonchhon wala kutta hota..

Samajh to aap gaye hoge...

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Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawal kia k
"Agar hmaray naseeb me pehley se hi sab kuch likh dia gya hai to phir dua kyun kren?

"Bazurg" ne farmaya k
"Ho sakta hi teray Parwardigar ne yehi Tumharay naseeb me likh dia ho k Mango gay to milay ga warna nahi"

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Kash wo kbhi palko pe sajaye mujhe,

Rotho kbhi me to wo manaye mujhe,

Dil uski yad se ek pal bhi ghafil nhi,

Phir kaise Mumkin hai ke woh bhul jaye mujhe.

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Kya bharosa hai zindagani ka
insan bul bula hai pani ka

Jee rahe hain kapre badal badal kar

1 Din 1 kapre me lejaenge kandhe badal-badal kar.

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2009
ka 1 aisa sawal jo apki nend haram kar dega.

Wo kya cheez hai

jo saal me 1 br
mahine me 2 br
hafte me 4 br
or din me 6 br aati hai ?
CHALLENGE FOR U

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Dimagh hai to is word ko tarteeb do. LAJKANZ

Ye 1 cute cheez ka name hai aur aap is ka name din me 5,6 martaba lete ho.
Its chalenge for u..,

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"Mohabbat dukh nhi deti"

Agr be-gharz ho jazba

Agr manzil banay rasta

Agr chahat k pardey me

koi lalach na ho lipta

Agr tum sonp do sab kch

Silay me kuch nahi maango

Agr sauda na ho koi

Mohabbat bas mohabbat ho

Tou phir ye sukh hi deti hy

Kabhi bhi dukh nhi deti

Mohabbat dukh nhi deti.

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Lout Aao Ab in "Raaton"Me

K Raten Abi Adhori"Hen

Lout Aao Ab in "Baton Me

K Baten Abi Adhori"Hen

Lout Ao Ab in Yadon"Me
K Yaden Tm bin "Adhori"Hn

Lout Ao Ab In "Wadon"ME

K Wadon Me b "Majbori"he

Lout Ao Ab in "Aankhon"Me

K Aanso Behna "Zarori"hn

Lout Ao Ab in "Sanson"Me

K ZNDGI Tmse hi "Poori he.

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Jo opar bhi hai niche bhi hai halka bhi hai bhari bhi hai jo khol jaey to band nahi hota or band ho jaey to kabhi khulta nahi it challang 4 u answar.

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Mind jis ka
ICE

Life jis ki
NICE

Heart jis ka
PURE

Success miley
SURE

Nazar jis ki
CLEAR

Baney jo sab ka
DEAR

Dosti jis peh
END

Main hoon woh
"Friend".

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Shikayat Kiya Karon Dono Taraf Gham Ka Fasana He,

Mere Aage Muhabbat He Tere Aage Zamana He,

Pukara He Tujhe Manzil Ne Lekin Main Kahan Jaun,

Bichar Kr Teri Dunya Se Kahan Mera Thikana He,

Mubarak Ho Tujhe Jaan-e-wafa Khushyan Sabhi Teri,

Mujhe To Zindagi Bhar Pyar Ka Wada Nibhana He

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Tanha hon magar teri yaad mere pass he
Tu nahi to tera ehsaas mere pass he

Sun sakta hon teri dharkanon ki kahani
Itna to mera dil tere dil k pass he/

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