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*~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

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    Woot *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*


    A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
    Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
    Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
    no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
    Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
    Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
    “Pakistan Zindabad”

    Last edited by iRFAnSajiD; 6th February 2008 at 03:23 PM.

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
    How is that you can fly so fast?
    The Rocket replies you will know the pain
    when they put fire at your back!

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Once a husband and wife
    were preparing to go office
    and the wife thought
    she would drive today for the office.

    Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
    chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

    Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
    jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
    Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

    Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
    Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye…

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Who‘s hot… Its U,
    Who‘s
    Charming… Its U,
    Who‘s
    Sweetest.. Its U,
    Who‘s
    Intelligent… Its U,
    Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
    Who‘s a liar.. Its me

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Life is like a MOVIE…
    If u r sad - DRAMA
    If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
    If u r angry - ACTION
    When u look at the mirror - HORROR

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
    ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
    bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
    pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
    mein galian kion de rahey thai?
    Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
    Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
    Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    A student was asked 2 write
    a signboard 4 the traffic rules
    near da college campus


    He wrote:-

    “Drive Carefully!
    Don’t kill the students,
    wait for the Teachers”

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Before Marriage:-

    He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
    sheo you want me 2 leave?
    He: No! don’t even think about it
    She: do you love me ?
    Hefcourse! over n over!
    She:have u ever cheated on me?
    He:No!y r u even asking?
    She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
    He:every chance I get!
    She:will u hit me ?
    He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
    She:can I trust u?
    He:yes..
    She: Darling!


    After marriage…
    Now simply read from bottom to top

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Man at medical store:I need poison
    Chemist: I can’t sell you that

    Man shows his marriage certificate
    .
    .
    .
    Chemist: Oh! sorry,
    I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
    “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

    The Sardars Protested.
    Next Day News Lagi K
    “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

    The Sardars Celebrated.

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

    woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

    guess kion?

    because wo sari raat fire brigade
    walon ko miss calls marta raha.

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
    admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
    Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna “Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain” . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Mushraf ki niyat
    “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
    6 rocket fire farz.
    Wasty bUSH uncle k.
    Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
    zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
    k baad dukan wala bola
    “ap ko charti nahi hay?”
    bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
    Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    jo jita wo sikandar
    jo haare wo jail ke Ander,


    jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

    jo na bheje usko
    BANDAR ki pappi…..


    *****
    ((@..@))
    ( * )

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
    Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
    Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
    Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
    Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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    Re: *~*~* Funny SMS *~*~*

    Husband - tum kon hoo
    Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
    HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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