~*~My SMS Collection~*~

SALAM O ALAIKUM

Here's My Some SMS collection
Hope u ppl like......



Palkon pay apni bithaya hai tumhain
bari duaon kay baad paya hai tumhain
aasani say nahi milay ho tum
International ZOO say chuarya hai tumhain


Jungle Mein Mangal Tere Hee Dum Say Sab Ne Yeh Shor Machaya Hai
Wah Re Monkey Tujhay Aaj Insaan Ka "SMS" Aaya Hai


Read Properly Hakaya Makaya Rumba Zumba Timbak Tumbak Gubba Jubba Jinga Lala Hu....Congratulation U R Now Perfect Jungli . . .

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

Just close ur eyes and think
of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous,
Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in
Trillions...I think its enuf abt ME,wht abt U...

u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
so how are u donkey

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi
peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue
Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair
Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar
Bacteria............
HOW R
U??????

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,
mere dil kay kitnay kareeb ho,
na miltay ho na sms kartay ho,
kya tum mujsay bhi ziyada garib ho.

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usay ILU kehna.
Agar woh ghussay mein aa jaye to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...

Haseeno nay haseen bankar gunah kiya, auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya, Pesh kiya jab shayeri mein humnay unki bewafai ko, auro nay to kya unhon nay bhi wah wah kiya .

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja kay rakhiye
sabkay sms zara hata kar rakhiye
kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara VIPsms
inbox main jagah bana kar rakhiye.

Chand utra tha hamaray aangan mein,
yeh sitaron ko gawara na huwa,
hum bhi sitaron say kya gila karein,
jab chand hee hamara na huwa

Bahut khushnuma kal ki raat guzri, kuch tanha par kuch khaas guzri, na neend aayi na khuwab koi, bus aapkay hee khayalon kay saath guzri

Very Nice Collection
Thanks for Share

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu dard ka ehsaas hai, lagta hai dil ka ek tukra aaj bhi uske paas hai

Dooriyan bohot hain par itna samajh lo, paas rehkar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota. Tum dil ke itne paas ho kay dooriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota

Question :
Which Letter's Are Cute
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y, Z ?


Answer :
U & I


tum ko bhool jaun ye namumkin se baat hai,tum ko na ho yaqeen yeh aur baat hai,jab tak raha ge saans tab tak raho ge yaad,ye saans TOOT jaye to aur baat hai....!


kisi morr per hum apko khonay nahi day gay
juda hona bhi chaho to honay nahi day gay
chandni raaton mein aye gi meri yaad
meri yaad kay woh pal apko sonay nahi day gay

Taj Mehel kya cheez hai
main to us say bhi bara mehel banwaoonga,
aray Mu***z to mar kay dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoonga

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haye ray meri phooti kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla

Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.

Arz Kiya Hey

" Aati thee jati thee

Hansti thee hansati thee

Bhaagti thee bhagaati thee

Aaj pata chala woh to ullu banati thee

Tusi baray hi gr8 ho
Rasgullay ki pl8 ho,
Pepsi ka cr8 ho,
Anday ka oml8 ho,
SMS Karnay Mein baray le8 ho,
Jalebi ki tarah stra8 ho,
Kher jo bhi ho mere favr8 ho

Ik Tay Tusi Itranday V Buhat O
Ik Tusi Sharmanday V Buhat O
Dil Karda Aye Tusi Nu Dinner Tay Lay Jaawan
Par Tusi Khaanday V Buhat O

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

Arz kiya hai.....Har gali her diwar pe tumhara naam likha,Her gali her diwar pe tumhara naam likha..Uuper "WANTED" or neechey 5 rupee ka inaam likha"

I have a Special Gift 4 u only So follow meJust close ur eyes..12345678910CHEATER!ankhen band nahi ki na ab Gift bhi nahi milyga!.

Ankhon mein"SHARAFAT"Chaal mein"NZAKAT"Dil mein"SACHAI"Aur Chehre mein"SAFAI"Phir kyun na bole har LARKI apko,"BHAI" ''BHAI''

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kia hua......Mujy b garoor hai k mera dost langoor hay.

Dil me basa hai pyar tera,
Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.


Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.

Ur My Sweet Sona,
Ur My Sweet Sona, I Dont Want U To Khona, I Want A Place In Ur Heart Kona, Otherwise I Will Start Rona.!!

Chorh diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi

koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse
ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aap se
bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap se

Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai,
bin sms dil bohat bor ho raha hai,
kahen aesa tu nihin ke pyara sa dost hum se dur ho raha hai

Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane k

Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas hai,Mere dil mein teri jagah kuch khaas hai...Tu nahi hai maloom hai mujhe,Par dil kehta hai ae dost tu yahi mere ass paas hai..

Kon kehta hai judai ho gi??????????Yeh afwah kisi dushman ney uraai ho gi.....Shan say rahaingay dil may tere.......Itni tou jagha hum ney banaai ho gi

akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyar ek ek taara, in taaron mein sabse pyar hai ek sitara jo is waqt par raha hai sms humara

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarhan tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega.

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari.

Dil chahta hai aap se piyari se bat ho, khamoosh raten hon lambi se rat ho. phir rat bhar un se yehi meri bat ho, Tum meri zindagi ho, tum he meri qainat ho.

Hum ne her shaam chragon se saja rakhi hai, per shert hawaon se laga rakhi hai, na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanum, hum ne her gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai.

Is dil ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,nigah ko tumhari surat ki pyas rehti hai,hame tere bin kisi cheeze ki kami to nahi,mger tere bina zindagi udaas rehti hai

Originally Posted by iRFAnSajiD

Very Nice Collection
Thanks for Share

Thanks for liking

MashaAllah Bohuuuuuuuut he Achi Sharing Hai....

Mazeed ka Shiddat se Intezaar rehe ga

Keep it up..

Jazak Allah Khair...

Originally Posted by kutkutariyaan

MashaAllah Bohuuuuuuuut he Achi Sharing Hai....

Mazeed ka Shiddat se Intezaar rehe ga

Keep it up..

Jazak Allah Khair...

Thanks

Is Dil mein aansuyon ke mele hain


Tum bin bohat hum akele hain

Sab kuch chor kar tumhain SMS karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Main..
Aur Laila Bethi Thi
SMS Free Hone Ke Intezar Main

Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
kambhakat sarak hi seedhi nikli.

Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ...

kya aap ko pagal pan ke doray parnay band ho gaye hai?

Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts "Oye, ,mashooka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashooka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Husn bana tu Deewane bane..
kuch tu baat hai aap main,
yun hee nahi pagal khanay banay

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin bheja to aisa bheja kay
bheje main bheja hee nahi bheja,
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja,
isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Doctor says to pathan: Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaroor hoga, 25 saal se hamara khoon peeti aayee hai