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    Thumb up .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Assalam alaikum dosto yahan ap ko funny sms share karne hain mere saath milkar jaise me karahi ho tu dair kis bat ki ha chale shoro hojaye jaise me post karahi ho.
    Note:- Is thread per ghair ikhlaqi sms karna mana ha, ap log se guzarish ha yahan per issterha ke sms na likhye shukriya.Otherwise ur sms will deleted.


    Sardar Ghar Walon K Sath Apna Rishta Dekhney Gaya,
    Ghar Walon Ne Kaha Dono Ko Akela Chor Do ...


    Sardar: "Behan G Ap Kitney Behan Bhai Ho? "

    Girl: "Pehly 3 Thy Ab 4 Hogay Hai...

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar Ke. . .

    Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

    Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?


    Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ..

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Teacher : Bacho Wada Kero .. Kabhi Sharab Cigarette Nahi piyo ge ??
    Bache: Nahi Peeyen ge ...

    Teacher: Girls ka Peecha nahi karo ge , na Chero Gay ?
    Bachey: Nahi kerein ge !

    Teacher: Girls se Flert nahi karo gay !
    Bache : Nahi Keren ge ..

    Teacher: Un per hooting nahi karo gay !
    Bachey : Nahi Keren gay !

    Teacher : apni zindagi apne watan per qurban karo gay !
    Bachey : Kerdain ge .. Aisi Zindagee ka aur kerna bhi kia ha
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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Zid apni naa chori par
    pyar bhara dil tor diya
    kuch paiso kay liye zaalim
    tuu nay sms karna chor diya




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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Rab kary Ap ko sub mily....

    Himat...


    Izzat....


    Dolat....


    Bangla.....


    Style.....



    Smile.....



    Personality....


    Popularity...

    Car .....


    Pyar....







    AUr kia Dekha rahy ho, Kuch reh gaya ha kya ????????





    "LAALCHEE"
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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Wife: Suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
    beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
    Hum kahan jayen gay?

    Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
    “jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
    Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
    “ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………”

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
    Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

    karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar…….
    customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    1 Sardar Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
    Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
    Sardar Or B ziada Rone Laga.
    Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
    Sardar: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
    Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
    SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
    Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chuka kar To Dekho

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    A
    B
    C
    D

    A-AATRACTIVE
    B-BEST
    C-CUTE
    D-DEAR 2 ME

    E
    F
    G

    E-EXCELENT
    F-funny
    G-GOOD LOOKING

    H
    I
    J

    H- HA HA HA
    I- I M
    J- JOKING

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
    Janaze ke aagay 1 ***** or peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
    Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
    Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
    Aadmi: Yeh ***** ek din k liye mujhey dedo
    Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
    Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,
    Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
    Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
    Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
    But I can’t send you all of them,
    It will take a lot of time,
    So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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    “You are so beautiful”

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Think Big.
    Think Positive.
    Think Smart.
    Think Beautiful.
    Think Great.
    I know, that is too much for u,
    so here is a shortcut.
    JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

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    A Memon on his death time.
    My wife, where r u ?
    Wife:Yes, I’m here

    My sons & daughters ru all here?
    Yes, Papa

    Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
    ka pankha Q khula hay ???

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
    sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
    Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

    Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
    Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
    Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
    damn serious and very imp ….
    I’m playing cards and
    we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
    waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
    mehboob aave ya na aave
    par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

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