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  1. #61
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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larki ka sms par rahe ho.
    Last edited by Sumera; 8th January 2008 at 06:15 PM.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    sms SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs
    sms SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs SMs dekha dost maine tumhe kitne sare sms bheje hai..


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    Sarder dukhi tha
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    kisi ne poocha “ku tension mai ho”.
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    sarder:”yaar aik dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab us ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”

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    An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

    "I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.

    "Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

    "My wife is eighty-one. "

    "My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

    "Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

    "Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

    "Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."


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    Bahut khubsurat ho tum,

    apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo,


    Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me

    nimbu

    aur

    hari mirchi bhi

    latkaya karo.


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    Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai..

    Chand Pe Ap Ka Nam Likhnay Ko G Chahta Hai..


    Par Kia Karain Ye Khayal Hamesha Dopher Ko He Aata Hai...

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    I have alots of jokes in my inbox

    But i cannot send u all of them
    It will take alot of time,

    So i m sending u just 1 Jokes...














    "Ur My Best Friend"

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    To live a life we need..


    Brain



    IQ



    Knowledge



    Expression



    Look



    Luck






    So i salute U for managing with out them ....

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    Aik Bar Pathan Kahi Ja Raha Tha,

    Us Ne Aik Dewar Pe Parha K Parhne Wala Pagal.

    Pathan Ko Bohat Gussa Aaya ...


    Uss Ne Mita K Likh Dia ,


    Likhne Wala Pagal.....

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    Luv:
    Kyun chalti hain pawan,
    Because of evaporation .

    Kyun jhoome hain gagan,
    Because of earth's rotation.

    Kyun machalta hain mann,
    Because of disorder in digestion.

    Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!


    Kyun gum hain har disha,
    Because u have poor sense of direction.

    Kyun hota hain nasha,
    Because of drug addiction.

    Kyun aata hain mazaa,
    Because u enjoy the situation.

    Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!


    Kyun aati hain bahar,
    Because of change in season.

    Kyun khota hain karar,
    Because of taking tension.

    Kyun hota hain pyaar,
    Because of opposite attraction.

    Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

    SCIENCE HAS ALL THE SOLUTION

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    AMEER AASHIQ :

    Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa
    Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........


    GHAREEB AASHIQ :

    Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal Jane-Mann
    Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........


    JHOOTA AASHIQ :

    Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein
    Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........

    SACHAA AASHIQ:

    Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin
    Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........


    KAMYAB AASHIQ:

    O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........

    NAKAAM AASHIQ:

    In Say Nain Mila Kay
    Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........


    CHALAAK AASHIQ :

    Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab
    Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........


    MAJBOOR AASHIQ :

    Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay
    Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee
    Last edited by Sumera; 8th January 2008 at 06:45 PM.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Ur Five Qualities ..


    1: ____________

    2: ____________

    3: ____________

    4: ____________

    5: ____________




    Agar Zindagi Main Kabhi Koi Acah Kaam Kia Hota Tu Aaj Ye Jagahen Khali Nahi Hotenn

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    U Are So Sweet Ad Chocolate,
    Meethey As GulabJamun,
    Rasily As Rasgula,
    Kool As Icecream,
    Allah App Ko Buri Nazar Se Bachaye,
    Kaheen App Ko Chuntiyan Na Le Jaye

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
    Orange?


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    the answer is .........











    They Both Are Not a Banana !!

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    Dil Me Tum ...




    Dharkan Me Tum,





    Asman Me Tum,







    Zameen Me Tum ,






    Aankhon Me TUm,





    Jahan Dekho,






    Tum Hi Tum,







    Dettol Wali Aunty Sahi Kehti Hain,








    JARASEM Har Jaga Hote Hain....

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    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
    Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
    Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
    Last edited by Sumera; 9th January 2008 at 07:11 PM.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Aaj.. 1 "Sweeter" Aur Pehan Lo..

    Aaj.. 1 "Razai" Aur Odh Lo..

    Aaj.. 1 "Mufler" Aur Lapet Lo..

    Aaj.. 2 "Moze" Aur Pehen Lo..

    Kya Pata..?

    Kal.. "THAND" Ho Na Ho...........

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    Har Gali Har Deewar Pe Tumhara Hi Naam Hai,
    uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam hai

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    hahahaah, good stuff Sumera ji

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    A boy told his frnd,
    "Yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai.!".

    Friend answered:"Sahi se bata hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai..??

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