Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
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Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
MashaAllah Bohuuuuuuuut he Achi Sharing Hai....
Mazeed ka Shiddat se Intezaar rehe ga
Keep it up..
Jazak Allah Khair...
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