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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
    Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
    Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
    S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
    Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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    Roses r lal
    skies r nila,
    ur brain is like khali patila.
    Bura man liya?

    O.K
    Roses r red
    skies r blue,
    I born smart
    what d hell hapened to u.

    Thora sa or bura manlo

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    Beautiful flowers die….
    Nice stories end……
    Lovely songs fade…….. ..
    Momeries are forgotten… ..
    All things comes to end…..
    But people like YOU always remain forever
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    BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

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    1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
    aur Santa se kehta hai
    bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
    talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

    Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
    ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay

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    if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
    if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
    if sumone calls u ****** be cool,
    but if sumone calls u “cute”
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    lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
    mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Rose
    Lotus
    Tulip
    Orchid
    Sunflower
    Jasmin
    Lilly
    All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
    Kyun K
    Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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    A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
    still he was in jail…….why?
    coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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    Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When ?
    Man:Three Months Ago
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Man: We were using duplicate key…

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Commerce professor asks the student:
    what is the most important source
    of finance for starting business?

    Student: “Father in law”.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son : Not much dad,
    just a radio with a sports car around it.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    One day Raja and rani
    decided to send messages
    to each other by using
    ***eon instead of mobile.
    The very next day ***eon reached raja without any message.
    He angried and called to rani.
    She told ****** “This was a missed call”

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Teacher To Student:
    Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
    Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
    Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Twinkle Twinkle little star,
    You should know what you are,

    And once you know what you are,
    Mental hospital is not so far.

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Whan i call u,
    1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
    2 rings means i like u,
    3 rings means i'm missing u,
    4 rings means i need u,
    5 rings mean..
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    BEHRAY PHONE UTHAA




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    Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
    Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha,
    Raste pe ja ke dekha to
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    khirki pe koi nahi tha...




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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Doctor says to pathan: kya Aap ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
    Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga, 25 saal se mera khoon peeti aayee hai..!




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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
    na to makeup hai,
    na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
    aur khaam khaa cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko,
    Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe charha rakha hai




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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
    Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

    Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
    Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    Puri botal na sahi,
    Ek jaam to ho jaye,
    Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
    Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
    unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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    Re: .`.Fѥ $(v).`.

    aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
    maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

    maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
    usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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