Post here lattest sms of all type

Meri itt k members se guzarish hai k tmam latest sms is thead mein share karein

Wife: Mere Khyal Me Humari Beti Ko
Kisi Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai?

Husband: Tum Ko Kese Pata Chala?

Wife: Qk Wo Kafi Dino Se Easy Load
K Paisay Nahi Maang Rahi.:-)

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
.
.
.
Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!!

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

اگر کھجاتے ھوے خون نکل آئے تو اور کھجاؤ۔گندا خون نکلے تو اچھا ھے۔زبیدا آپا کے خونی ٹوٹکے۔۔۔۔

Physics would have been much much Easier...
If..

If..

If..

If..

The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

"W"
B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO
WHY
WHAT
WHEN
WHICH
WHERE
WAR

& FINALLY

WIFE..