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    Team Work very nice

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.

    They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
    The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. <$400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me>".
    The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. <$300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me>".
    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
    The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure
    The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
    "Done!" replies the government official.

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