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Y u fail in exmans apney parents ko batein

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    Y u fail in exmans apney parents ko batein

    Why Students Fail In Examz

    It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an only
    365 days.

    Typical academic year for a student.
    52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.

    Balance 313 days.
    Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study

    Balance 263 days
    8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.

    Balance 141 days
    1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.

    Balance 126 days.
    2hrs daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means
    30 days.

    Balance 96 days.
    1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
    15 days.

    Balance 81 days.
    Exam days per year at least 35 days.

    Balance46 days
    Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.

    Balance 6 days.
    For sickness at least 3 days.

    Balance 3 days.
    Movies & functions at least 2 days.

    Balance 1 day.

    That 1 day is your birthday.

    How can a student pass??

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    Re: Y u fail in exmans apney parents ko batein

    isi liye u hr saal fail hoti ho
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