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*~*Jokes February Competition*~*

This is a discussion on *~*Jokes February Competition*~* within the Humor & Jokes forums, part of the Baat Cheet category; Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai?? Socho! Socho! Aur Socho! Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein....

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??

    Socho! Socho!

    Aur Socho!

    Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Ye to sab hi poochte hein ke

    Kya haal?

    Din kaisa raha?

    Kya program hai?

    Isi liye mein ne socha kuch naya poochu, Zara hat ke

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    Light Hai Kya

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Benazir apni new kitaab mein likhti hein aaj kal...

    A for Apple.

    B for Banana..!

    Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi 'Ooper' aana...

    Aameen...!

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
    chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?


    WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
    2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    1st Friend: Yar tumhare ball q jhar rahe hain ?
    2nd Friend: Yar tension se.
    1st: Kesi tension?

    2nd: Yahi k ball q jhar rahe hain..

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Breaking News!

    Aaj India ke Prime Minister Man Mohan Singh kele ke chilke se slip ho gaye!


    Prime Minister ka ye kehna hai ke...

    Kela Pakistani thi..

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

    Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

    Tou..

    Tou..

    Tou..


    ,,
    (“.)
    < ) )>
    JL

    Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

    NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

    Socho Socho,

    ??????

    Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS, Warna BYE:-)

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    I

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    Know

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    U

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    R

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    S000

    *

    Busy

    *

    Is liye

    *

    SmS me kuch nhi likha k aap ka time zaya na ho.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

    2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

    1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

    2nd: Woh kese???

    1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

    baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

    pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

    utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

    kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

    gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

    Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

    larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

    pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

    ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

    Ankhein theek hogayeen.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Kabhi Karachi

    "City OF lights"

    Kehlata tha

    .


    Ab load shedding ke waja se

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    Karachi ho gya hai

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    "City OFF lights"

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Boy: Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi mango gi?


    Girl: Aray nahi!! Tum apni Amma ko alag ghar dila dena.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

    Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

    Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

    Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

    Or

    Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

    Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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    tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray tor kar la sakte ho?


    Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    A dirty msg

    1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

    1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

    1 glass vomating shake le aao

    But hath safeguard se dho laina plz.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

    Girl: thanks

    Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

    Girl: thanks

    Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

    Girl: thanks

    Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    Billo Rani...
    Aik choohay ko agar aik billi se love ho jaye to woh kon sa gaana gaaye ga?
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    Very Simple

    Billo Rani... Kaho to abhi Jaan de don.

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    Re: *~*Jokes February Competition*~*

    "0303-7722140"

    Aik shaks ko ye number khawab mein nazar aaya us ne 100 ka easy load karwa diya...

    Aik Ghante mein us ke dil ki Murad poori ho gayi...

    Doosre ne Sms parh ke Delete ker diya us ka 50000 ka Nuqsan ho gaya..

    Ignore mat karna werna...

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