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This is a discussion on Chocolate Mathღ within the English Literature forums, part of the Urdu Poetry category; Chocolate Math Let's sum it up: I cannot add. Finding a difference drives me mad. I hate remainders and it's ...

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    Chocolate Math

    Let's sum it up: I cannot add.
    Finding a difference drives me mad.
    I hate remainders and it's true,
    Multiplication makes me blue.

    Those plastic sticks just don't do it.
    Who thought that up really blew it.
    We'll do well with a new device,
    These M&Ms will be real nice.

    This subject now will be a treat
    As Chocolate Math is really sweet!
    I'll be an adder who never misses
    While adding piles of chocolate kisses.

    Here's a device found at the store:
    Ten Tootsie Rolls, and I'll eat four.
    Then I'll say, "I still have six."
    With Chocolate Subtraction Tricks.

    Now division can be done in haste
    When it's done with a little taste.
    With remainders I'll have a ball,
    I'll pick them up and eat them all.

    To multiply we will be able
    To put some chocolate on the table.
    Two candy bars times four are eight. (ate)
    That product we'll assimilate.

    If teachers would not preach and nag
    But assign our homework from a bag,
    All students could be math fanatics
    By using Chocolate Mathematics.
    —Grandpa Tucker
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    Re: Chocolate Mathღ

    Very Nice

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    Re: Chocolate Mathღ

    HAHA NICE

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